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[redarm]

Noah Campbell

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[redarm]

uh.
i think mushrooms are put with vegetables, even if its a fungus. same nutrients or something.
that said.
who the hell are you?

[appraiser]

"and what did you do with Ryoji?" right?
i know i know
i've been trying to learn though! i'll get 3 packs of mushrooms

[redarm]

no. i mean.
i think you got the wrong number.
i dont know a ryoji.

[appraiser]

oh
you're right. sorry, i didn't realize
...
but hi, i'm Ryoji
now you do

[redarm]

whatever. probably the apps fault anyway.
uh.
ok.
hi ryoji.
im noah?

[appraiser]

hi Noah!
i'm glad you have more faith in me than in the app lol
Retrospec never used to cross lines like this though...
have you had similar problems with it?

[redarm]

no wrong sent messages.
but i dont really talk to anyone, so. [probably why]
just constant pop-ups and a creepy video.

[appraiser]

the video was sure a surprise wasn't it?
i wonder if there's any way to save it?
i've only heard rumors of how to delete it,
but at the same time,
once something's on the internet, it stays forever (๑-﹏-๑)

[redarm]

save it?
why would you want to save those things?
theyre awful.

[appraiser]

they're awful
but interesting, i suppose?
when the one i got featured someone who looked like me, spoke like me, had the same experiences as me
which means
i might have a long lost twin somewhere?
it's the only logical conclusion!

[redarm]

[.....


Dude.]

an evil twin, maybe.

[appraiser]

lol what if i'm the evil twin

[redarm]

ive only known you a minute
but
no
no way youre the evil twin.

[appraiser]

lol thanks for the vote of confidence
how can you tell?

[redarm]

evil twin probably wouldnt bother to talk to someone once they realised it was the wrong number.
or give a shit about mushrooms place in the food pyramid.

[appraiser]

they might
you're easy to talk to
and mushrooms are tasty if cooked right

[redarm]

tch, yeah right.
and im not arguing against mushrooms. theyre good.

[appraiser]

right?
and it's the same with you
for not going "wrong number. goodbye!" and turning me away
especially with mushroom info!
okay so
if you have time, please continue to advise me:
i like enoki in soup but not the aftertaste
what would you add to lessen that?
also which is better, black or white wood-ear?

[redarm]

yeah well
foods important. thats why.
but im not really sure about those questions.
im british, ive only eaten enoki in take out food.
sorry.
are you learning how to cook?

[appraiser]

oh, i don't think i've eaten British mushrooms before
i might have heard of poisonous ones?
but yes, i don't cook much (or at all) so a friend has been encouraging me to try
maybe i should stick with something easier than mushrooms?
like soup

[redarm]

it rains all the time so theres a lot of them.
some poisonous, some good.
i dunno. i think you should go with what you like to eat.
because then youll be encouraged to learn it right.

[appraiser]

lol i remember the rain!
we only ended up staying for two months though, because i couldn't handle the lack of sunlight
like a plant
but you're right, that's a good suggestion
since there's no one else to help me eat all these trials (๑-﹏-๑)

[redarm]

you were in the uk?
what about that guy you meant to text?

[appraiser]

just for a bit! it was when i was younger though, around eight or ten
but oh, i should text my friend back...
she's the one who suggested i try cooking more vegetables
since i won't die eating raw vegetables, compared to raw meat

[redarm]

oh.
wow.
she sounds
confident in you.