He stares at the spoon a moment before he reaches to grab it with a "tch" sound. Then he does his best to scoop up the yolk. It's a bit clumsy, but there he goes. He dumps the yolk into the other bowl]
[ Why are they taking turns when Noah is supposed to be doing everything for him? Ryoji's reluctant to take his turn, but alright, fine— the egg is cracked on the flat of the counter top instead of the edge of the bowl, and then very very swiftly moved over the bowl with minimal but not negligible egg loss onto the counter during the transfer. But he has the benefit of two hands to steady and tilt the bowl while he fishes the yolk back out, and he passes everything back to Noah. ]
Cooking is... kind of mundane, isn't it? [ All they've done is crack eggs. He thought it'd be more exciting, like how chefs on television are always smiling and chipper. ]
Yes, but. Have you seen it before, where in the time it takes to prepare a baked dish, they stick one pan into the oven and pull out the other: Done! [ hands in the air, possibly some eggshell ] It's magic. That's what I imagined cooking to be like.
[ Ryoji needs a response to respond to! He falls quiet, trying to make a judgement on what Noah might be thinking, but he can't so... he goes ahead and cracks that third egg like there's absolutely nothing wrong with his beliefs. ]
So, like real magic. [ Like that's not a contradiction in itself ] ...Do you not believe in magic, Noah? Luke didn't either, and I had a hard time convincing him that it's real.
[ Which is silly, because Luke is 12 and magic is totally real, okay? ]
[ He's shocked! and affronted! enough to pushes the sadly neglected bowl of eggs to the side and face Noah ]
Forget the soufflé; we need to go to a magic clubhouse for you to experience real magic. I'm sure there's one somewhere around Recollé, and they might even serve soufflés.
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He stares at the spoon a moment before he reaches to grab it with a "tch" sound. Then he does his best to scoop up the yolk. It's a bit clumsy, but there he goes. He dumps the yolk into the other bowl]
There. Your turn.
[YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY]
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Cooking is... kind of mundane, isn't it? [ All they've done is crack eggs. He thought it'd be more exciting, like how chefs on television are always smiling and chipper. ]
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Uh, yeah? What did you expect?
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[ His expectations... ]
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Mate, you know those things are very edited right?
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That's theater tricks, Ryoji. The baked dish in the oven was already in there when they started filming.
Real cooking's a lot slower.
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It's reality television. They can't lie to the audience.
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You're not serious, right?
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....Wow.
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Is that a good wow or a bad wow?
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[He makes a "ha" in just disbelief]
It's just...a lot of that stuff is faked, or there's short cuts- even with a large audience. Like, fuck I dunno, ever seen a magician perform?
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[ Noah, no, don't ruin magic shows for him too... ]
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Right. Uh.
....Same kind of magic?
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[ Which is silly, because Luke is 12 and magic is totally real, okay? ]
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No, not really.
[Any childhood wonder Noah had was taken out back and shot years ago ok]
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Forget the soufflé; we need to go to a magic clubhouse for you to experience real magic. I'm sure there's one somewhere around Recollé, and they might even serve soufflés.
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[ so i don't have to cook ]
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Hell no.
I grew up in the circus, I don't need to see more of those things.
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A literal circus? What was it like? Was there an elephant?
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Some? I didn't have much to do with them.
It was alright. Full of weird people, like you'd expect.
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[ elephants are objectively the best okay ]
And be with all sorts of weird, talented people, and getting to tour across the world with a group, and staying overnight at a haunted fairgrounds...
[ killer clowns. rusted carnival rides. just like in video games. ]
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Can we get back to cooking...?
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