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Noah Campbell

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SOMETIME DEC whenever noah drops off the gift

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[ did noah want a photo of souji with a cupcake in his mouth? and by cupcake, i mean one of the grass cupcakes that noah got for him. and by that, i mean the cupcake wrappers just filled with grass because that's what he's getting. a photo of shoving with grass in his mouth ]

Thanks for the cupcakes. They were delicious.

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[When he gets this photo. He stares. He stares long at it. Trying to formulate a response.

In the end, all he can come up with is a gif:]



[Be proud of him for figuring out how to respond with gifs really]

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[ will they just communicate in gifs because souji can do that

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[Noah will try, but his game isn't as good so his responses are slower]

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[ it's okay, noah. it's not about how fast you get there. it's the journey you take ]

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1/2

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But for real, thanks for the cupcakes, Noah. I greatly enjoyed them. I'll also make good use of the waffle maker.

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i mostly sent the cupcakes as a joke...

[Mistakes were made, apparently]

but sure, hope you enjoy the waffle maker.
might be the last of the cat themed appliance gifts
not sure what else there is thats worth having.

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Is that so? That’s quite the effort for a joke. I seem to recall that you passed on my offer to dig up grass underneath all the snow and ice out there.

If it’s cat-themed then it’s worth having. There’s no such thing as a useless cat item.

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comedy is serious work souji.
and i still pass on that offer.

[There's a pause as he does some googling]



[Hello Kitty motor oil]

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Things I didn’t know I wanted until now:

That.

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do you even have a car?

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That's an irrelevant question.

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no its not???

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Yes it is. It’s irrelevant and rude to ask, Noah.

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fucking hell...

ok then
what would you do with this motor oil?

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Offer it as a sacrifice to the motor oil hogs.

Or use it to loosen Mada’s limbs. They’ve been stiff lately.

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mada?

[Not gonna touch the rabbit hole that'd be the motor oil hogs]

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He’s my walking flaming bodyguard. Very hot and big.

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...okay if you mean actual flames
you REALLY shouldnt use motor oil on him.