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Noah Campbell

"This is Noah. Leave a message."

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Yes it is. It’s irrelevant and rude to ask, Noah.

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fucking hell...

ok then
what would you do with this motor oil?

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Offer it as a sacrifice to the motor oil hogs.

Or use it to loosen Mada’s limbs. They’ve been stiff lately.

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mada?

[Not gonna touch the rabbit hole that'd be the motor oil hogs]

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He’s my walking flaming bodyguard. Very hot and big.

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...okay if you mean actual flames
you REALLY shouldnt use motor oil on him.

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Oh Noah, you worry too much. What’s the worst that can happen?

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a fiery inferno.

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That sounds like fun, if you ask me

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why are you like this?

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I think you know the answer to that question