I actually have no fucking idea if you know Anya or not but that doesn't matter here. Anyway, she's going to be performing with cats and they're going to wear matching outfits and shit. Fucking adorable.
[There's a pause as he tries to think up an excuse to use, but none of them would really cover a wide amount of time like the truth.
So, he decides that maybe honesty is the best policy. This is the guy that grew horns right? Maybe he'll believe it. ] hiding out 'cause my arm turned into a giant claw arm with a will of its own and wrecked a store.
I mean If you destroy more public property it'll be more than just your problem technically. God what the fuck, Retrospec should be paying for damages.
You have to have those weird memories somewhere on how to use them. It sure would be nice and helpful if they sent the powers along with those memories. But no, I guess you'll just have to suffer because nothing makes sense!!
I am pretty sure cats are the most sacred animal of his entire city and if you speak a single word of blasphemy against them then you'll have the rain of hell falling down upon you.
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Anyway, she's going to be performing with cats and they're going to wear matching outfits and shit.
Fucking adorable.
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yeah i know anya
sounds cute
but i cant make it.
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Yeah ok that's fine.
Wait what are you doing
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So, he decides that maybe honesty is the best policy. This is the guy that grew horns right? Maybe he'll believe it. ]
hiding out 'cause my arm turned into a giant claw arm with a will of its own and wrecked a store.
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hm. well. this is not the direction he had been expecting this conversation to turn to. ]
Oh well that sucks.
Is your arm always like that now?
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but until i figure out how the fuck to control it
being around crowds of people seem like a bad idea.
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If you can smash a store with it then you can probably smash people really well??
Wait
Which store??????
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the confectionery?
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whatever.
its my problem, so ill figure something out.
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If you destroy more public property it'll be more than just your problem technically.
God what the fuck, Retrospec should be paying for damages.
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i know
or at least if youre gonna give someone fucking powers
send a fucking instruction manual.
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It sure would be nice and helpful if they sent the powers along with those memories.
But no, I guess you'll just have to suffer because nothing makes sense!!
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itd explain a lot.
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Everything suddenly makes sense now.
Actually no, nothing makes sense but the levels of stupidity does slightly.
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another piece in the fucking puzzle found.
oh yeah so
tell anya to break a leg for me?
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I'd say to do the same for the cats but I have no idea of that saying works for animals so let's just play it safe and not.
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rather not break any cat legs.
be marked for death in this town
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hey
what if
cats are the ones behind all this
and people have been brainwashed to love cats so much
they don't notice?
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Eh. Worth it.
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RIP karkat
RIP.
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There are worse ways to go and you fucking know it.