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[redarm]

Noah Campbell

"This is Noah. Leave a message."

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[redarm]

maybe retrospecs run by those fuckers that write ikea manuals.
itd explain a lot.

[alienates]

Maybe they only know Swedish and they have no idea what the fuck any of us are even saying.

[redarm]

yeah. they just picked recolle cause they got a good deal on the domain name.

[alienates]

They probably use google translator.
Everything suddenly makes sense now.
Actually no, nothing makes sense but the levels of stupidity does slightly.

[redarm]

yeah
another piece in the fucking puzzle found.

oh yeah so
tell anya to break a leg for me?

[alienates]

Yeah will do.
I'd say to do the same for the cats but I have no idea of that saying works for animals so let's just play it safe and not.

[redarm]

yeah good idea.
rather not break any cat legs.
be marked for death in this town

[alienates]

I am pretty sure cats are the most sacred animal of his entire city and if you speak a single word of blasphemy against them then you'll have the rain of hell falling down upon you.

[redarm]

yeah sure seems that way

hey
what if
cats are the ones behind all this
and people have been brainwashed to love cats so much
they don't notice?

[alienates]

I actually had a conversation about this with someone.





Eh. Worth it.

[redarm]

well shit.
RIP karkat
RIP.

[alienates]

LOOK
There are worse ways to go and you fucking know it.