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Noah Campbell

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[redarm]

damn
if it wasnt for all the monsters
id wonder if you were in a disney forest

what are the guys with horns?

[invocate]

well, there are disney movies with monsters,
so...

they are called satyrs
they have something to do with this huntsman we are looking for

[redarm]

good point
congrats li-na
youre now a disney princess

the huntsman? who the fuck is that?

[invocate]

my life is complete

noooooooo idea
the dryads said to look for him
that he has all the answers

[Li-Na... not exactly paying the closest attention to the mission?]

[redarm]

yeah just be picky if some prince tries to win your heart
some of those guys are fucking deadbeats

oh brilliant
sure thatll work smoothly.

[It's okay Noah barely paid attention during missions too]

[invocate]

why would i want a prince? i would rather have li shang.

[men in uniform~]

it is a place to start?

[redarm]

shit. good choice.
id let him make a man outta me.

[THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS]

guess so
just be careful?

[invocate]

he can get down to business all he wants with me.

[LI-NA APPROVES OF YOUR TASTE IN FICTIONAL MEN NOAH]

we will!

[they won't]

[redarm]

[NEARLY CHOKES ON HIS DRINK. There's a delay in his response as he's busy coughing and hitting his chest to clear his windpipe, shit.]

i dont think i can top that one, holy shit.

[Exorcists are useless bis]

[invocate]

[you thought she was all sweet and innocent, Noah... you were wrong]

I WIN~

[completely useless]

[redarm]

THIS TIME

ill get you next time yiu.

[invocate]

like to see you try campbell

[Achievement Unlocked: Trashtalking!]

[redarm]

oh youll see alright.
youll see