[ What could they have possibly forgotten? Everything's going pretty smoothly, in Mafuyu's opinion, seeking out the bathroom where Noah indicates and dumping the turkey right into the bathtub, then turning on the hot water full blast. She can't find the drain stopper, but the feathers are getting pulled out where the turkey's particularly battered and will clog the drain eventually, so she leaves the water running to wash out the blood, along with most of what's on her arms.
My typo two tags ago was supposed to be "It washes out!" and it's true, probably, Mafuyu grabbing the bottle of liquid hand soap, squirting it liberally over the turkey's body.
She has no idea what she's doing but this should get it clean enough that Noah stops being all pissy about it. ]
[Noah will let Mafuyu do that as he washes his own hands in the kitchen sink, and goes to change out of these bloodied clothing. He'll have to clean up the rest of the blood later, but shit...it's too much.
It's only after he changes does he realize what they forgot. Mafuyu will hear him yell]
[ ........SORRY TO ALL YOU PEDESTRIANS WHO FIND THE HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET............
She didn't even think of that, as hard enough as it was getting the body into the bag. But first of all— ] SHH!! SHHHHHHHH!! THE NEIGHBORS!!
[ Don't go shouting about heads if the whole point of this was to hide the fact that they're turkey murderers. Mafuyu turns off the water and wipes her wet hands on her bloody pants, dripping even more than originally onto the floor as she leaves the bathroom to go find Noah, but at least it's much more dilute blood. ]
It's not a problem, right? A turkey head isn't that big. Maybe a stray dog's run off with it already! [ It's wishful thinking, but as long as they never go anywhere near that alleyway again, nobody can pin it on them. ]
Shit- [he glances at the walls, as if trying to tell if the neighbbors heard or not. But he can't see through walls, so it is a mystery. But at least he'll stop yelling. ]
Tch yeah right. It's a fucking problem cause if someone finds the head, there's a trail of blood near it that leads all the way back here.
[And thus,they will be caught and everything about this doomed expedition would be for naught!!]
What? [At first he wants to say no, but- oh right. She's covered in blood. But there's no way she'd fit into his clothes what with him being way taller, so-]
Yeah, hold on. I'll grab some of my cousin's shit she left. [Heading to Ari's bedroom now!]
[ Even if they took the head with them, there'd be a trail of blood leading to Noah's place anyways, so... ]
We'll get rid of the evidence later. Got some water guns back home and we can blast the streets clean at night where nobody can see us.
[ Hearing that his cousin lived here is news to her though, so she leaves a bloody trail from the bathroom towards the sound of Noah's voice, wanting to see the bedroom too. ]
What's your cousin like? Is she pretty? Or does she look like you?
[He says very dryly. He's opened the door to Ari's room. From the look of it, it looks like a very normal room for a rich girl - though most daily personal effects aren't in there currently. He'll look back]
[ Rich and pretty... Mafuyu's mental image is that of a princess, shuffling in place because she's not quite sure she should wear anything too expensive or fancy. ]
[Well she's not wrong on that front. He heads over for the closet opening it up. Most of the casual wear is gone since Ari needed that where she went, so excuse him as he starts going through the formal dresses and outfits.
[And that much is clear by the fact orange outfits KEEP popping up. There's so much orange. Why did this pretty girl keep dressing like a traffic cone.
But finally he pulls out one that looks ... semi-normal??]
[ She's quick to change out of her damp mess of a shirt and pants in exchange for the the cleaner monstrosity, but she's also left with her own clothes that she isn't really sure what to do with. She toes around a little for a hamper, but she doesn't really want these washed and returned, so... Oh! This'll do. She slides open the bedroom window, and tosses her bloody clothes outside, waiting to hear them go fwump! onto the ground before closing the window and stepping out of the room, closing the door behind her. ]
[Oh great, this building is definitely going to end up looking like a crime scene. Noah meanwhile true to his word, goes to find a shirt for her. Knowing there's a very low chance in hell he'll get the shirt back- he opts to pick a shirt that he won't miss. So yeah, an MCR shirt.
He'll walk back into the main living area, shirt in hand, and he stops to stare at her in that orange jumpsuit]
[ She knew it. She knew she would have regrets wearing this hideous thing even though she should be grateful that the only person who would ever see her in it is Noah, who should know better than to take pictures because then she will decapitate him. ]
One more word out of you and you won't live to see the future.
[ With that, she swipes the shirt out of his hands and pulls it over her head, where it falls pretty loose around her and she looks like tacky Halloween wearing black and orange, but anything is better than futuristic orange jumpsuit. ]
Alright, come on. Decided what we're going to do about the bird?
[He lets her grab the shirt, not willing to push his luck anymore. Not because he actually fears Mafuyu, but sometimes it's better not to push your luck]
[ haha, I feel like the only person who actually Fears her anymore is Elliot, but a lot of Mafuyu's threats are always just talk anyways, dropped immediately at the prospect of food, and especially at the thought that Noah should so obviously know how to cook since he likes food as much as or even more than she does. ]
You can bake turkeys, right? Will it fit in your oven? I can go bring it over right now!
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My typo two tags ago was supposed to be "It washes out!" and it's true, probably, Mafuyu grabbing the bottle of liquid hand soap, squirting it liberally over the turkey's body.
She has no idea what she's doing but this should get it clean enough that Noah stops being all pissy about it. ]
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It's only after he changes does he realize what they forgot. Mafuyu will hear him yell]
Shit! We forgot the fucking head!
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She didn't even think of that, as hard enough as it was getting the body into the bag. But first of all— ] SHH!! SHHHHHHHH!! THE NEIGHBORS!!
[ Don't go shouting about heads if the whole point of this was to hide the fact that they're turkey murderers. Mafuyu turns off the water and wipes her wet hands on her bloody pants, dripping even more than originally onto the floor as she leaves the bathroom to go find Noah, but at least it's much more dilute blood. ]
It's not a problem, right? A turkey head isn't that big. Maybe a stray dog's run off with it already! [ It's wishful thinking, but as long as they never go anywhere near that alleyway again, nobody can pin it on them. ]
Anyways, hey. Let me borrow some clothes.
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Tch yeah right. It's a fucking problem cause if someone finds the head, there's a trail of blood near it that leads all the way back here.
[And thus,they will be caught and everything about this doomed expedition would be for naught!!]
What? [At first he wants to say no, but- oh right. She's covered in blood. But there's no way she'd fit into his clothes what with him being way taller, so-]
Yeah, hold on. I'll grab some of my cousin's shit she left. [Heading to Ari's bedroom now!]
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We'll get rid of the evidence later. Got some water guns back home and we can blast the streets clean at night where nobody can see us.
[ Hearing that his cousin lived here is news to her though, so she leaves a bloody trail from the bathroom towards the sound of Noah's voice, wanting to see the bedroom too. ]
What's your cousin like? Is she pretty? Or does she look like you?
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[He says very dryly. He's opened the door to Ari's room. From the look of it, it looks like a very normal room for a rich girl - though most daily personal effects aren't in there currently. He'll look back]
Oy! What's that mean?
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So not like you at all, huh?
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He makes an annoyed sound ]
No. I'm adopted, so not like me at all.
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I can't wear that stuff! Doesn't she have sweatpants or something?!
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I'm looking okay! She took most of her normal shit when she went to take care of her mum!
[Pulls out this outfit and stares at it on the hanger.]
Uh.
Are these pants or a whole outfit? I can't tell.
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Is that clothes?! Why'd she buy that in the first place!!?
[ No wonder she left it here; there's no way in hell Mafuyu would bring that with her either. ]
Ugh... We can burn that along with the rest of our clothes. What else is there?
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[And that much is clear by the fact orange outfits KEEP popping up. There's so much orange. Why did this pretty girl keep dressing like a traffic cone.
But finally he pulls out one that looks ... semi-normal??]
Okay, this one looks, uh, wearable?
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Like hell it is.
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Oy c'mon! They're pants!
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[ The rest of it is???? Screw her bloody everything, she's seconds away from pawing through the closet herself. ]
I gotta walk home, you know?! Let me keep some dignity, Noah!
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[He sees none with you Mafuyu]
The rest are dresses! This is all that's here!
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Let me just wear your stuff. I'll roll up the sleeves or something.
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[He is way bigger than you okay.]
Look, just put this on and I'll give you one of my tees to put over it, okay?
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Fine.
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I'll go get the shirt, you can change in here.
[Out of the room he goes!]
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I'm done changing!
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He'll walk back into the main living area, shirt in hand, and he stops to stare at her
in that orange jumpsuit]
Wow. Fucking glimpse of the future.
[Orange is the new black amirite]
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One more word out of you and you won't live to see the future.
[ With that, she swipes the shirt out of his hands and pulls it over her head, where it falls pretty loose around her and she looks like tacky Halloween wearing black and orange, but anything is better than futuristic orange jumpsuit. ]
Alright, come on. Decided what we're going to do about the bird?
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[He lets her grab the shirt, not willing to push his luck anymore. Not because he actually fears Mafuyu, but sometimes it's better not to push your luck]
I dunno, probably cook it? Why waste food?
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You can bake turkeys, right? Will it fit in your oven? I can go bring it over right now!