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Noah Campbell

"This is Noah. Leave a message."

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[mercurio]

dude fishing is such an old man sport
do you like it?

[redarm]

so then youre dating an old man.

yeah.
you dont have to make small talk
and you get to eat whatever you catch.

[mercurio]

he sleeps a lot like some old man holy shit we might be on to something

let's go fishing!! i'll take pix of you guys

[redarm]

check his flat for hair dye. or gray hairs.

okay. sure you wont get bored though?

[mercurio]

i'll keep you posted

and sure i won't
two of my favorite people
what's there to be bored about

[redarm]

were gonna be sitting and staring at a lake for hours?

[mercurio]

are you doubting that i can keep myself entertained?

[redarm]

a little.

[mercurio]

shall we make a bet?

[redarm]

whats the wager?

[mercurio]

you got any good ideas for one?

[redarm]

you have to buy me dinner
and not at buffet or a place with a dollar menu

[mercurio]

real fancy dinner place then? i can do with that

[redarm]

yeah like
applebees.

[Noah that's not fancy at all]

[mercurio]

you're so adorable

[redarm]

oy! whatd you mean by that?!

[mercurio]

applebees = fancy

[redarm]

they assign you a table! thats fancy!!

[mercurio]

extremely fancy

[redarm]

grrr
you wanna think of a fancier place then??

[mercurio]

nah let's do applebees

[redarm]

tch ok.
you fail to entertain yourself, you have to buy me dinner.

if you succeed in entertaining yourself, i have to buy you and noctis dinner, and let you pick out one dessert thing to bring to cloud.

[mercurio]

know that i'm extremely motivated in winning

[redarm]

ok
and know that i refuse to lose.

[mercurio]

all you gotta do is sit there and fish tbh