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Noah Campbell

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[mincingminuet]

Two.

[And she will send over a photo of Tonberry. It's...pretty much a standard Tonberry.

And then, Gilgamesh.]

Tonberry is maybe 2 feet tall? Gilgamesh is 7. And they're both much more intelligent.

[redarm]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO HE RECOGNIZES THE FIRST ONE]

shit! they gave one one of those little things?! I got stabbed by one last month!

[mincingminuet]

Seriously? First Freya and now you?

Okay. Tonberry? Here? He won't hurt anyone. Unless I tell him to. He's harmless and sweet and he's basically a big baby.

[Well, okay no, he totally attacked and stabbed the fuck out of Freya's Eidolon, but Bahamut deserved that.]

[redarm]

[BAHAMUT NO...]

i fucking hope youre right about that. those things are dangerous!
it even scratched my claw arm.

BULLETS bounce off my claw arm!!

[mincingminuet]

Uh. Yeah. Tonberry is kind of a badass, but he's my badass. He won't hurt anyone. No more than the tomato or Gil.

Also claw arm? Why do you have a claw arm?

[redarm]

i pity anyone who tries to break into your home...

[like seriouly.]

retrospec. what else?

[mincingminuet]

Well yes. Between them and the roombas, it's a hazard.

And ugh. Seriously.

They've given me these summoning stones and magic, but that almost feels normal.

[redarm]

summoning stones and magic?
like actual magic?

[mincingminuet]

That's correct.

Actual magic.

[redarm]

holy shit.
what spells can you do???

[mincingminuet]

Mostly things that fuck with people.

I can make a person go silent, I can turn invisible, I can hover, and I can make people sleep.

Also apparently shoot them with water magic which is weird.

[redarm]

shit.
i want those powers.
lucky.

[mincingminuet]

IDK man, a bulletproof claw arm...

[redarm]

i have to eat my own weight in food every time i use it.
so yeah.
rather have magic.