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Noah Campbell

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the moms this year are so rude omfg

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what mums?

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...omg mums is such a cute word

but no I mean the moms of the freshmen students

they're so entitled and it pisses me off

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tch- its just how we say it!

[ITS NOT CUTE. I'M NOT CUTE]

really?
the fuck are they doing?

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[HE IS CUTE because look he even typed out the little tch sound.]

asking why paperwork can't be processed faster (we have 10,000 incoming freshman), why we can't do a certain thing for them (it's not our department), and the kicker

she thinks I wear too much make up

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holy shit
fuck her.
i bet her kids a twat.

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her kid apologized for her so there is some reason to keep faith in humanity

I was really close to jumping the counter and ripping her a new one though

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oh wow, good on the kid.
yeah i wouldnt have blamed you if you did
i know i wouldve unless i was doing it for a lot of money

[Money: the only way to keep Noah civil]

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haha well it's not A LOT of money but I do get paid a little bit of a stipend for working the info desk/Student Affairs

at least things will get more settled after a couple of weeks, I just need to hang on until then... (╥﹏╥)

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well thats something.

hang in there. just remember not to summon anything, no matter how monstrous some of the parents seem.

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I wouldn't summon Seth on them, that's just mean

but

I could summon Alice on them

and have her pester them as they walk out of the office

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use your powers for good minako!!

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fineeeeeee

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good.