This is the new dress they want me to model and I can't decide if it's fabulous or gaudy as hell. Like on one hand I want to go out and party in this but on the other I don't want to be caught dead in it on camera either. Will update with a selfie in a couple minutes.
[He stares at this text when he gets it. He immediately knows this text because 1) he knows nothing about dresses, 2) or modeling, 3) or parties for that matter, and 4) no one texts him so clearly it's a wrong number.]
3/7 MISFIRE
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its...shiny?