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[redarm]

Okay! Be right over.

[It takes five minutes for him to grab the stuff he needs - a few utensils, pans, pots - and just to treat himself, a mug with Tokunaga on it. Because fuck yeah.

But when he's done with that, he heads over to the kiosk and approaches Dante]

Oy, I'm back. Find any good wrapping paper yet?

[darkinferno]

[Dante's lingering around the different samples of paper when Noah arrives.]

Yeah, I think so. What about this?

[It's silver and almost holographic, the way it shimmers when it catches the light. It's not branded with any specific holiday or birthday declarations; just a plain silver wrapping paper that demands to be looked at.]

They've got silver ribbon too, unless you want a different color.

[redarm]

[He'll look over at the paper, immediately admiring it because hey guess who loves gray and silver?]

Oh it's shiny! I like it!

[Shiny of course means it's amazing. But even with his love of the colour, he'll shake his head a little]

Nah, go with gold ribbon. It'll add some contrast.

[darkinferno]

All right, gold it is.

[He gives their requests to the girl in charge of the gift wrapping station, and before long, they've got a box of beautifully wrapped champagne flutes!

Dante holds the box up for Noah's inspection, grinning.]

Perfect.

[She's even given them a matching gift tag to attach to the box if they'd like!]

[redarm]

[Noah claps his hands together as he holds it up, clearly approving]

Aha, it's like Christmas come early!

[darkinferno]

And now to deliver it. It's time to pay our friends at Retrospec a visit.

[This is gonna be good. Dante turns away from the gift-wrapping counter, leaning in just enough to be sure that Noah can hear him as he drops his voice.]

We'll smash the glasses there.

[redarm]

[Noah just cackles in response. This is a very good day. ]

[darkinferno]

[It's not a far drive to the Retrospec building from the Towers--really, finding parking takes up more time, in Dante's opinion. But soon enough the two of them are there in front of the building, the package tucked under Dante's arm. He turns to face Noah, holding it out toward him.]

All right, we'll do it together. Ready?

[Count it down!]

[redarm]

[Noah followed along, actually looking forward to this little venture. When Dante holdes out the box, he'll reach out to help hold onto it with his own hands]

Yeah, ready.

Three...two...one...!

[darkinferno]

[Dante throws the box to the ground, feeling Noah's movements alongside his own, giving further push to the box. It hits at an angle, the contents shattering with a sharp sound of breaking glass. Even without touching the box, Dante can visualize the contents in shards, jagged and sharp and ready for whoever decides to dig into the box without looking.

He reaches down, picking the box back up, and gives it a shake, smirking at the sounds of all the glass scraping around inside.]

Yeah, I'd say that should do it.

[redarm]

[The sound of the breaking glass is just music to Noah's ears. He can just imagine that asshole Jim opening it up and seeing the shards- maybe even getting cut by some]

Yeah, so let's leave it in there and get outta here.

[darkinferno]

[Honestly, it's no problem getting in and leaving the box: the door is unlocked this month, and it's easy enough to just place it on the receptionist's desk. A quick in-and-out job for two boys who (for once!) have no ulterior motives. As they come out, Dante looks very pleased with their job well done.]

Hopefully Jim enjoys his present.

[redarm]

[Noah follows along, trying not too hard to hide the bigass smirk on his face]

Oh, I'm sure he will.

[Mission Accomplished]