Or it WOULD be, if Noah was smart enough to understand what an amazing package he received!! But he has no idea who Yuri is, so instead he just sorta spends the first half an hour staring at it- expecting the thing to explode.
Then he spends the next period of time cautiously poking it with his math ruler- to see if it'll either explode or start dancing like Jade's fruit.
Then he has the sense to google "Yuri's Angels", probably to see if this is supposed to be some weird fetish thing because the name Yuri's Angels sure sounded like a name fitting for that kind of company. Which thank god, that search turns up nothing.
Finally, all his avenues to test to see if it's a trap are exhausted. Not only that, but he's pretty sure he's still home alone. So finally...after checking his surroundings three times to make sure NO ONE IS LOOKING...!!! - He reaches over and gives the plushie a squeeze. Then...a full armed hug.
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Or it WOULD be, if Noah was smart enough to understand what an amazing package he received!! But he has no idea who Yuri is, so instead he just sorta spends the first half an hour staring at it- expecting the thing to explode.
Then he spends the next period of time cautiously poking it with his math ruler- to see if it'll either explode or start dancing like Jade's fruit.
Then he has the sense to google "Yuri's Angels", probably to see if this is supposed to be some weird fetish thing because the name Yuri's Angels sure sounded like a name fitting for that kind of company. Which thank god, that search turns up nothing.
Finally, all his avenues to test to see if it's a trap are exhausted. Not only that, but he's pretty sure he's still home alone. So finally...after checking his surroundings three times to make sure NO ONE IS LOOKING...!!! - He reaches over and gives the plushie a squeeze. Then...a full armed hug.
Holy shit it's so soft and squishy. ]